Gimmie a second I, I need to get my story straight

beesquid:

asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]

((THOR IS THE BEST THOR))

asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

_{[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]}

((THOR IS THE BEST THOR))

If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

audiodude:

That’s ok. Harry Potter has sold billions of books, made trillions at box office, made it possible for all fantasy series to exist, made child literacy cool, has not 1 but 2 theme parks, has an entire music genre, inspired an international sport, and changed the lives of millions.

gryffindor-weasley:

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farbenfrei:

The Doctor and his Tardis (X) you stole me and I stole you!

heartofthedragon:

Harry Potter and the MTV Movie Awards (2012)

krhummel:

HONEEEEEEEY

what?????

where’s my SUPER SUIT

whaaaaatttt???

WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. SUIT.

uuhhhh i put it away!!!!

WHERE???

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW

I NEED IT

UH-UH DONT YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF DOING NO DERRIN-DO WE’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS

THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER

MY EVENING’S IN DANGER

YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN I’M TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD

greater good????? I AM YOUR WIFE I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET